if u ever need something to smile at here’s my dog in his raincoat
This is the most accurate picture I’ve ever seen.
my fucking life
to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”
so i was wondering what my teachers water bottle said and
people get so caught up on one small thing they don’t like, like their nose or something
things like salt and baking powder go into a cake and those things are gross alone but the cake is pretty damn delicious
because they usually can’t reach it anyways.
*kicks the next tall person I see in the shin*
* high kicks the next tall person you see in the shin
“Hey, buy me this thing”
“waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”
"Here, I bought you the thing"
"I TOLD YOU NOT TO I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS"
"just take it"
"I CAN’T-if you insist oK THANK YOU VERY MUCH"