greenjellies:

if u ever need something to smile at here’s my dog in his raincoat

(Source: octaedr)


terrorless:

the-girl-who-laughed:

This is the most accurate picture I’ve ever seen.

my fucking life

(Source: fuckyeahcomicsbaby)

If people want to let you go, just let them do it. They may not understand who you are. So don’t play around with fire; don’t give them their cake and let them eat it too. Here is your rule of thumb: they either commit to you or get none of you.
Joey Furjanic, The Heartbreak Hotel: How Long Will You Stay? (via racheliscole)

(Source: larmoyante)

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mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

(Source: lawyerupasshole)


wearys:

so i was wondering what my teachers water bottle said and

instawillgraham:

people get so caught up on one small thing they don’t like, like their nose or something

things like salt and baking powder go into a cake and those things are gross alone but the cake is pretty damn delicious

You’ve really gotta hand it to short people

buzzerbeatersupreme:

brownglucose:

dipschtick:

because they usually can’t reach it anyways.

*kicks the next tall person I see in the shin*

* high kicks the next tall person you see in the shin

angellikesbutts:

Yes i would like 7 eaches of bananas

wizardroryweasley:

ticktocksheep:

“Hey, buy me this thing”

“lol ok”

“waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”

"Here, I bought you the thing"

"I TOLD YOU NOT TO I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS"

"just take it"

"I CAN’T-if you insist oK THANK YOU VERY MUCH"

(Source: catleecious)

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